my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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