Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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