when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the condom got lost in my hair
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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