How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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