You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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