just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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