What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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