Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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