Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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