Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Randomize
