Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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