found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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