UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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