I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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