that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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