watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
