I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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