You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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