I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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