Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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