He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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