? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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