when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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