just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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