I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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