Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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