then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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