And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
