So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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