sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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