im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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