Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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