:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
the day after is always just damage control
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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