I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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