Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Text me some of your sweat
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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