porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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