Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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