I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
