So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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