38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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