i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
