My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
