And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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