READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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