I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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