your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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