It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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