I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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