This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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