k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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