OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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