Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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