please come you make the beer taste better
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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