Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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