Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Randomize
