Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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